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A strip by any other name...


These are the names for Cracked Plaster that didn't quite pass muster. Reading this list isn't exactly a fun-fest--a lot of these names aren't any good, for crying out loud--but for those of you who were actually into Cracked Plaster, you might get a kick out of scrolling...and scrolling...and scrolling...through this crap.
(P.S.--I've italicized my favorites.)
The first ten names on this list were the "runners-up." Imagine what the world would have become if the strip had been called "Classholes." It boggles the mind. Better not to think about it.
  1. Stereo-typical
  2. Ripped Genes
  3. Hot Flashes
  4. Classholes
  5. Our Lounge
  6. Wet Ceiling
  7. Someone Next Door
  8. We Need Gas Money
  9. Athens Grease
  10. South Towers
    11.
  11. Scrambled Eggs
  12. The Pervs
  13. The Dead and the Dying
  14. Being Poor
  15. The Homeless
  16. Reform School
  17. No Class
  18. Athens Realty
  19. Corncob
  20. The Dropped Slips
  21. Workin' Out
  22. The Grain Party
  23. Elevator Riders
  24. Young Guns
  25. Passed Out
  26. The Brewskys
  27. Illin'
  28. The Leather Party
  29. Thanx Clint
  30. Club Concord
  31. Nuns-n-Guns
  32. Financially Aided
  33. Electric Carpet
  34. Residence Halls 101
  35. Dorm 101
  36. Social Probation
  37. Concord University
  38. A Bunch of Guys in Recycled Sweatsocks
  39. Leaky Faucet
  40. Premarital Six
  41. Broken Records
  42. Suite 151
  43. Boone's Dorm
  44. The Weekenders
  45. We're Not From Orlando
  46. The Vertical Blind
  47. Vertical Horizons
  48. Funny Hatz
  49. Alcoholica
  50. The Club Piranha
  51. Fire Alarms
  52. Post-Cafeteria Blues
  53. Warm Pepsi
  54. Cold Fries
  55. Soundtracks
  56. Payphones and Elevators
  57. Mixed Drinks
  58. Strip and Poker
  59. Steaming Pile
  60. Salad Days
  61. Scheming Neps
  62. Scratch n' Sniff
  63. Cheesy Mustache
  64. I Can't Grow a Beard
  65. Erect Nipples
  66. Floss Your Teeth
  67. Glow in the Dark
  68. Kitchen Sink
  69. Get Stamped
  70. Body Glow
  71. Free Fall
  72. Knobs Knobs Knobs
  73. Nasty Videos
  74. Brown n' Smelly
  75. The Frogs
  76. We're Permed
  77. Have a Stem
  78. Whose Lips?
  79. It's Stolen
  80. Not My Fault
  81. Stumble n' Fall
  82. Our Nostrils
  83. Drinkin' Jowls
  84. Lampshades
  85. 1,000 Volts
  86. 1,000 Watts
  87. 1,000 Amps
  88. Maimed and Depressed
  89. Lick the Carpet
  90. Winkle's Wrinkles
  91. Eyelashed
  92. Whip Me
  93. This Isn't California
  94. The Sophista-Whats
  95. Cuticles
  96. Strip and Poker
  97. Fish
  98. Glue Stick
  99. My Chair
  100. Pricks
  101. Shake to Swallow
  102. Pores
Well, that's it. By the way, these names are from the lists created by "Ace," "Kevin," and "Mick"--the lists made by the other guys have disappeared. But this is enough, no?
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